so you see again i am saved by pudding
@4 hours ago with 829 notes
omg fucking remus lupin was ssstsoned in prisoner of azkaban the whole time
it explains so much
"hey- ahahah - hey kid - why dont you just - just imagine snape - wearing your grandmas hat, oh m y god this is great, please do this"
@6 hours ago with 206955 notes
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
a list of things remus lupin is good at:
- finding people to purchase pot from
- falling asleep with little or no warning, sometimes in the middle of class or conversations
- never brushing his hair
- smacking people in the face with his elbows when he’s excited about a story he’s telling
- making bacon sandwiches
- wearing mismatched socks
- remembering in which old book he can find very obscure spells or pieces of information
- giving head
- making terrible puns and cackling at them even when nobody else in the entire world thinks they’re funny
- winning arguments when he’s stoned
- being emotionally masochistic and overdramatic inside his head but never telling anyone else about his problems
- not holding children even when asked to pick them up
- making lists that he throws away ten minutes later
(via lupinlupout)@7 hours ago with 1951 notes
@1 hour ago with 252954 notes
are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole
(via screamingcrawfish)@5 hours ago with 42871 notes