i have 800 goddamn likes to get through i’m so scared

@2 days ago with 1 note

femscum said: every day more and more of my friends message me to tell me they're blues. we are losing this war. nobody's cool enough to be red damn it.

screamingcrawfish:

you can still defect from the reds……..you know you’re losing, you know the reds are worthless…….don’t u wanna get with a winner? ;)))

hell YEAH i wanna get with a winner

sooooooooo when you see one will you let me know?

RED 4 LIFE YA BLUE FUCKTRUCK

@2 weeks ago with 5 notes
andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

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@3 weeks ago with 328934 notes

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

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@3 weeks ago with 136662 notes
#video #birb 
salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

(Source: saladmanders, via screamingcrawfish)

@3 weeks ago with 590100 notes

i know nothing about DS9 so i just refer to every character as quark

@3 days ago with 9 notes
#whenever Rex reblogs a thing #I'm just like 'man look at quark having an emotional moment with quark' 

(Source: 69kmh, via screamingcrawfish)

@2 weeks ago with 36100 notes
#vine #video 

Robert Pattinson's reaction to being called a 'fashion guru'
Robert Pattinson's reaction to being called a 'fashion guru'

(Source: stewartpattinsons, via screamingcrawfish)

@3 weeks ago with 5633 notes
#rpatz 

6 / ??  Favourite Marvel Movies Meme Guardians Of The Galaxy

Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. [ insp ]

(Source: mjwatson, via starshinejaha)

@3 weeks ago with 16370 notes
#gotg #MCU #talkies 
salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

(Source: saladmanders, via screamingcrawfish)

@3 weeks ago with 489833 notes